Here's to a safe and Merry Christmas…from all of us to all of you!

Mochi the Fantastic Faux Reindeer!

Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your house
Nothing was stirring, not even a Grouch;

A Grouch is a bad guy, with evil intent
He's there to steal Christmas, to any extent;

Grouches like valuables, but gifts will do too
They will take almost anything, even a shoe;

When the family has hunkered, and is down for the night
Grouches will prowl, but stay out of sight;

With your eyes lightly shut, and while dreams do abound
A Grouch sees your house, and he sticks right around;

He comes to the door, and thinks it quite right
He declares with a breath, "I shall enter here tonight";

So he pries and he tries, to break his way in
But the door is too good, there's no way he can win;

His mind begins wondering, with such great disgust
"This score is too good, so enter I must";

He turns to the windows, all covered with screens
To get inside here, will be easy it seems;

He pulls out his knife, hammer and pliers
Getting inside, is his ultimate desire;

So he cuts and he scrapes, that screen with great skill
He tries once again, but this house breaks his will;

"These screens are too strong", our villain does say
"I'm going to get in, I'll find a new way";

Then from the yard, arose such a clatter
I wake up to find, someone carrying my ladder;

I peered out my window, and what did I see
It was clearly a Grouch, on MY property!;

The Grouch seemed to ponder, then think a bit more
He picked up a rock, and hit the back door;

Glass should break, when hit with a rock
The Grouch did not know, it's made of mesh stock.

To his surprise, not a dent did it make
Quickly he found, this was a mistake;

Not once before, had the Grouch seen such sights
How did these screens, put up a great fight;

His eyes drew in tight, and his brow it did crease
I knew in that instant, to call the police;

With the cops on the way, I felt some relief
But also did notice, the Grouch's great grief;

To his dismay, he was filled with self-doubt,
The strength of security, he could not figure out.

The cops took him away, and he felt a great loss,
Because never before, had he encountered a Boss.

Their security products, are beyond compare,
So all of you Grouches, you better beware.

However you try, no matter the means
You will never defeat, Boss Security Screens!!! (1)

Here's to a safe and Merry Christmas…from all of us to all of you.  

Until next time…be safe and be prepared!   

Written by,

Michael Johnston

Chief Security Advisor at Boss Security Screens

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References:

1,  Poem modified after Moore, Clement Clarke, 1779-1863. (1988). The night before Christmas. New York :Putnam,